Sunday, June 6, 2010

Adventure 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I'm Jon, 19, male, Australia
Stranger: I'm taking you on an adventure
You: yea?
Stranger: Imagine yourself
You: should i get my wizard hat ready?
Stranger: You're on a safari in the Sahel.
You: uh hu
Stranger: All of the sudden, a lion decides to car jack you.
Stranger: Threatening you with an AK-47
You: and then?
Stranger: You (A. Flail around like a retard, causing imminent death or B. Continue silence as you await your lion fate)
You: can we talk it out?
Stranger: Not yet.
You: what ifthere is cat nip in the trunk?
Stranger: No varibles yet.
Stranger: Pick one.
You: b cause i'm sane
Stranger: As the lion munches on the driver he killed earlier, you realize you have a survival pack, you (A. look for something to help you, or B. Throw it at the Lion)
You: how much of the driver is left? was he yummy?
Stranger: Lion: Om nom nom nom.
Stranger: Now pick your fate.
You: then b
Stranger: The lion is incapacitated by the blow, the car spins out, flipping on its side.
Stranger: You notice the car rolling dangerously close to a pit of Quick sand.
You: jump!
You: (can i have your email? i like talking to you =])
Stranger: You decide to (A. Try to wake up the lion and Save you, or B. Make a scene attempting to gather around other animals to save you)
You: b!
Stranger: As you yelp and scream, a Rhino comes from the dust, colliding with your vehicle.
Stranger: Your car moves at high speeds, rolling once more.
Stranger: At this point, the lion is now awake.
Stranger: Roaring and shooting his AK-47 in anger.
You: =[
You: tell me the truth doctor, will i survive?
Stranger: While the car is rolling you (A. Jump out of the Open window, or B. Take the pistol from the floor compartment)
You: A
Stranger: As you jump out of the window, you attempt to roll, but a Zebra stempede is coming your way.
Stranger: You have only a cantine with water, a rope, and .44 Ammo.
Stranger: 6 bullets.
Stranger: You (A. Attempt to get up and run out of the way of the Zebras, or B. Stay and hope they don't hit you)
You: B
You: (tell me your names please?)
Stranger: As you cower in fear for you life.
Stranger: Zebras run past you, leaving you without a scratch
Stranger: A distant shot is heard.
Stranger: Followed by many more
You: is it the lion?
Stranger: Many Zebra begin falling.
Stranger: You (A. Stand up to get the Hunter's Attention, or B. Continue Cowering)
You: A
You: that bastard
Stranger: As you stand, up, many bullets come whizzing by you from a different Direction.
Stranger: As you look to find your attempted murder, you notice a familiar shape.
You: does it have a mane?
Stranger: The lion is back and reloading his AK-47.
You: and golden blonde hair?
You: I KNEW IT!
You: Its Alex isn't it?
Stranger: You (A. Charge the Lion head on, or B. Throw your bullets at the Lion)
You: can i lasso a passing zebra and swing onto its back riding away from the gunfire?
Stranger: No.
You: then A
Stranger: The lion domes you in the head.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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